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I take my place at the till and you tell me how much you are looking forward to X Factor. The twins are very bad and you laugh when you see them. They are bad, you say, very bad. Their haircuts! Your name is Ivy. I hear about the judges, bad too, as I pack [...]

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All the nice men grow moustaches in November, even if they find it exposing in surprising ways. I say, Do it, when you ask if you should tick my name off the list. You say, Do what? and I say, Do Do. It’s a good thing your hair is dark. I say, I’m going to [...]

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